{"id":258,"date":"2017-01-30T17:08:10","date_gmt":"2017-01-30T17:08:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.benjaminescalonilla.info\/gusto-novela\/?p=258"},"modified":"2017-03-11T07:19:50","modified_gmt":"2017-03-11T07:19:50","slug":"we-love-beard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benjaminescalonilla.info\/gusto-novela\/we-love-beard\/","title":{"rendered":"[we love beard]"},"content":{"rendered":"<h5 style=\"text-align: right;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-271\" src=\"http:\/\/www.benjaminescalonilla.info\/gusto-novela\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/gusto-la-moda-siempre-vuelve_animado-copia.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"312\" \/><\/h5>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h5 style=\"text-align: right;\">[Extracto de cap\u00edtulo 83:]<\/h5>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">&#8230;por alg\u00fan extra\u00f1o tipo de relaci\u00f3n, me apareci\u00f3 un tablero lleno de barbudos (We love beard); me hab\u00eda dejado barba la semana pasada as\u00ed que no pude dejar de hacer scroll. Encontr\u00e9 barbudos guapos y feos, barbudos cool y supercool, barbudos actores (Paul Newman impresionante con barba), barbudos escritores como el maravilloso loco George Perec, barbudos a la moda de 1580 y tambi\u00e9n un Batman barbudo y un Popeye barbudo casi atractivo; aunque lo que me dej\u00f3 loco fueron unas curiosas fotos de Chewbacca (el m\u00e1s barbudo de los barbudos) durante el rodaje del 77 en el que se encontraba tocando las tetas a una princesa Leia, descanse en paz, que no solo no se amilanaba sino que era c\u00f3mplice de la barrabasada: en otra foto, de hecho, se besaban en la boca. Verdadero shock. Leia riot total: incesto con Luke, amante de Han y zo\u00f3fila con Chewie. Un neoludita declarado como yo no est\u00e1 acostumbrado a tales alegr\u00edas y por una vez palade\u00e9 el bucear por internet. Incluso compr\u00e9 una barba postiza para Eu en esa misma p\u00e1gina\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-262\" src=\"http:\/\/www.benjaminescalonilla.info\/gusto-novela\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/gusto_Barba_01.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"736\" height=\"555\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.benjaminescalonilla.info\/gusto-novela\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/gusto_Barba_01.jpg 736w, https:\/\/www.benjaminescalonilla.info\/gusto-novela\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/gusto_Barba_01-300x226.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-272\" src=\"http:\/\/www.benjaminescalonilla.info\/gusto-novela\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/gusto_Barba_02.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"736\" height=\"555\" 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